Job hunting sucks! Writing and re-writing your white lies on a CV to the point you have no idea what is written on your “up to date” version. Then once you have got your final draft and you have almost convinced yourself you are as good as you seem on paper, you have to construct a covering letter to sell yourself even more without repeating what’s already on said CV.
Once you have typed up, formatted and spellchecked your fabricated facts, you then have to find potential employers to read it in the hope that they might be inspired to offer you a job that lets you toil your life away in misery whilst they pay you just enough to cover your bills.









