Ok, so saying I’d write a blog every day, might have been an exaggeration, how was I to know that I’d end up getting distracted with such things as booze, girls and bed linen? In an attempt to get my thoughts in writing, I’m currently sitting on the stagecoach between Glasgow and Edinburgh as I’m gigging at Jongleurs Edinburgh again tonight.

How I love public transport! 35 people locked in a windowed box, exchanging silent bodily gasses with each other. 4 people currently sharing their side of a phone conversations, “ahm pure lookin forward tae gettin’ melted the night, is that burd cumin wae ye? Is she bringin ah pal?” – I doubt it my unarticulated little friend!

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“Woke up, got out of bed, had a shit, went back to bed.”

Somehow, I don’t think the Beatles track would have been quite so successful if they’d written about my morning regime. But maybe it’s time for a change, time to get things done, time to get my act in gear and stop procrastinating (that’s a posh word for wanking instead of working).

After all, it’s been months since I’ve written on here. Is that because:
a) I’ve been in hiding since being threatened about making jokes about the area in Glasgow I live in?
b) I’m a lazy bastard?
c) I have a smart and sexy girlfriend and it’s hard to write jokes when I’m happy?
d) My computer keeps crashing on me because it has more viruses than an 18-30’s rep?

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Welcome one and all to the official Chris Henry website. Here you will find video clips, pictures, gig details, my blog and all sorts of other stuff that I feel the need to put on here, it’s the perfect site for either wasting five minutes or for starting your career as my stalker!

That said, you’ll probably want to perv over my junk on here, so enjoy the site and feel free to leave your comments!

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