I got bored today, and decided to have some fun on twitter (twitter.com/MrChrisHenry) Just imagine the hilarity that ensued the day that the Starship Enterprise received its first batch of “sporks”

• Kirk: What do you do with it? Canteen Assistant: You vulcan eat with it!
• “The perfect tool for putting a death grip on a chicken”
• “It’s a fork Jim, but not as we know it”
• Spock: How is this going to stop terrorism? it’s not logical captain.
• Spock: No captain, they are not related to me!
• Scotty: If you break off the two middle prongs, it looks like Spock, without the stick in his arse!
• Kirk: We seem to be in a spork of bother. Bones: This is no time for jokes Jim!

I think I might need to go outside for some fresh air, or spend time with “other” people.